Got my permit today! LOOK OUT ROADS, I’M GONNA DRIVE YOU SO HARD. (oh god)
drbennedict: growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle really? Wow I’m just lazy
taken-by-tae: my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THE YAHOO STAFF???
meladoodle: touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
orlandobloomers: wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
jerryterry: theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT ….Well fuck.
jmkitsune: steven moffat and mark gatiss at their first jobs!
dt-rex: jaredhower: my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional Why is this so fucking accurate
Reblog if you respect Moffat.
lockedin221b: itsnotfiftyitsfive0: #YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT STUFF #BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE #A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE NEVER DREW THAT LINE #HOPE THEY’RE PROUD OF THEMSELVES (via trebletea)
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
writer: let's get this minor character some screentime
writer: let's show them how lovable he is
writer: okay, is everybody in love? right
writer: now let's kill him
david-tennant-omg: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake…
heta-ali: HI I’M ALFRED F. JONES AND WELCOME TO JACKASS *pulls random lever in an alien spaceship*
Alchemy, the science of (understanding) deconstructing, and reconstructing...– Narrator of Fullmetal Alchemist:: Brotherhood ( main opening of introduction 2-8)
any full metal alchemist episode in 2 lines
ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL?
al: what do we do now, brother?
undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’ DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’ Survival Mode: Parents ON
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
Anonymous asked: LETS PLAY GTA TWOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together